101 stupid things you can say in a compitetion

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Re: 101 stupid things you can say in a compitetion

Postby _idontknow » March 20th, 2015, 6:41 am

22. (Road Scholar)
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map?
Person 2: Maybe the mapmaker had a fight with the printer.
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Re: 101 stupid things you can say in a compitetion

Postby UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F » March 20th, 2015, 2:52 pm

22. (Road Scholar)
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map?
Person 2: Maybe the mapmaker had a fight with the printer.
I have a better dialogue:
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map? Did the mapmaker have a fight with the printer?
Person 2: *slaps Person 1*
Proctor: You are DQ'ed for bad sportsmanship!
Person 2: But we're on the same te--
Proctor: Zip it, and leave in shame!
Person 1: What are all those squiggly lines doing on the proctor's face?
Person 2 (whispering): Those are called wrinkles.
Person 1 (loudly): Oh, so the things that the proctor has are called wrinkles!
Proctor: Out, now!

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Re: 101 stupid things you can say in a compitetion

Postby Fibonacci924 » March 21st, 2015, 9:41 am

:shock:
22. (Road Scholar)
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map?
Person 2: Maybe the mapmaker had a fight with the printer.
I have a better dialogue:
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map? Did the mapmaker have a fight with the printer?
Person 2: *slaps Person 1*
Proctor: You are DQ'ed for bad sportsmanship!
Person 2: But we're on the same te--
Proctor: Zip it, and leave in shame!
Person 1: What are all those squiggly lines doing on the proctor's face?
Person 2 (whispering): Those are called wrinkles.
Person 1 (loudly): Oh, so the things that the proctor has are called wrinkles!
Proctor: Out, now!
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Re: 101 stupid things you can say in a compitetion

Postby UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F » March 21st, 2015, 10:43 am

:shock:
22. (Road Scholar)
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map?
Person 2: Maybe the mapmaker had a fight with the printer.
I have a better dialogue:
Person 1: What are all these squiggly lines doing on a topographic map? Did the mapmaker have a fight with the printer?
Person 2: *slaps Person 1*
Proctor: You are DQ'ed for bad sportsmanship!
Person 2: But we're on the same te--
Proctor: Zip it, and leave in shame!
Person 1: What are all those squiggly lines doing on the proctor's face?
Person 2 (whispering): Those are called wrinkles.
Person 1 (loudly): Oh, so the things that the proctor has are called wrinkles!
Proctor: Out, now!
:? :?
In case it wasn't clear, that didn't actually happen. :lol:

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Re: 101 stupid things you can say in a compitetion

Postby Catie314 » April 2nd, 2015, 1:45 pm

24) Which is my right hand?

25) (In Machines) How do you spell Archimedes?
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Re: 101 stupid things you can say in a compitetion

Postby Magikarpmaster629 » April 2nd, 2015, 2:30 pm

26: (Entomology) This event really bugs me......
27: (Shock Value/Circuit Lab) That test was shockingly hard!
28: (Geo Maps) Let's see how this unfolds.
29: (Water Quality) These drinking fountains are terrible!
30: (Green Generation) Was this test made from recycled paper?
31: (Protein Modeling) I'm a real tryptoFAN of this event! (don't ask)


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Re: 101 stupid things you can say in a compitetion

Postby Cheesy Pie » April 6th, 2015, 1:46 pm

26: (Entomology) This event really bugs me......
27: (Shock Value/Circuit Lab) That test was shockingly hard!
28: (Geo Maps) Let's see how this unfolds.
29: (Water Quality) These drinking fountains are terrible!
30: (Green Generation) Was this test made from recycled paper?
31: (Protein Modeling) I'm a real tryptoFAN of this event! (don't ask)


I regret nothing! :twisted: :lol:



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33. (Rocks and Minerals) I'm a bit rocky on this event.
34. (Thermodynamics) Things are really heating up!
35. (Ornithology) A CARDINAL rule of this event is that what one partner can't do, TOUCAN!!!!
36. (Forestry) I want you to ginkGO away.
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Re: 101 stupid things you can say in a compitetion

Postby Magikarpmaster629 » April 6th, 2015, 2:03 pm

37: (Wind Power) The difficulty of this blows me away!
38: (Simple/Compound Machines) Screw that proctor! They really ramped up the difficulty......
39: (Keep the Heat/Thermodynamics) Let's see what this boils down to.....(a bit of a stretch)
40: (Disease Detectives) I'm SICK of this event!
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Re: 101 stupid things you can say in a compitetion

Postby samlan16 » April 7th, 2015, 12:03 pm

41. butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly butterfly
42. Hmm, what's that answer again?
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Re: 101 stupid things you can say in a compitetion

Postby SOnerd » April 7th, 2015, 1:39 pm

43) Ento isn't lyfe.

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