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Re: Your Daily Random Comment

Posted: August 22nd, 2013, 6:07 pm
by tuftedtitmouse12
AlphaTauri wrote:Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.

And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small cafe in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.

Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, a terrible, stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost forever.
Very nice, Alpha :)

Re: Your Daily Random Comment

Posted: August 22nd, 2013, 6:13 pm
by Cedavis6
Wait...
I'm a girl.
Today's Thursday.
I'm sitting in a café in Rickmansworth.
QUICK I NEED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL!!!
*Vogons destroy the world*

Re: Your Daily Random Comment

Posted: August 23rd, 2013, 5:51 am
by zyzzyva980
Meanwhile, Ben Affleck is Batman.

Re: Your Daily Random Comment

Posted: August 23rd, 2013, 6:02 am
by silverheart7
I want caseyotis for my birthday.... Well, not really, but I'd like him to show up.... CASEY, PLEASE!

Re: Your Daily Random Comment

Posted: August 23rd, 2013, 11:58 am
by caseyotis
silverheart7 wrote:I want caseyotis for my birthday.... Well, not really, but I'd like him to show up.... CASEY, PLEASE!
._. I wish, silver. I really do. It sucks that we're so far away. >.> PM me though. <3

Re: Your Daily Random Comment

Posted: August 23rd, 2013, 3:09 pm
by Liv
caseyotis wrote:
silverheart7 wrote:I want caseyotis for my birthday.... Well, not really, but I'd like him to show up.... CASEY, PLEASE!
._. I wish, silver. I really do. It sucks that we're so far away. >.> PM me though. <3

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Re: Your Daily Random Comment

Posted: August 23rd, 2013, 3:12 pm
by mrburrito
zyzzyva98 wrote:Meanwhile, Ben Affleck is Batman.
Horrible idea.

Re: Your Daily Random Comment

Posted: August 23rd, 2013, 3:52 pm
by aim4me26
Liv wrote:
caseyotis wrote:
silverheart7 wrote:I want caseyotis for my birthday.... Well, not really, but I'd like him to show up.... CASEY, PLEASE!
._. I wish, silver. I really do. It sucks that we're so far away. >.> PM me though. <3

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SAME.
i've been shipping this for 5evr

Re: Your Daily Random Comment

Posted: August 23rd, 2013, 4:02 pm
by caseyotis
Liv wrote:
caseyotis wrote:
silverheart7 wrote:I want caseyotis for my birthday.... Well, not really, but I'd like him to show up.... CASEY, PLEASE!
._. I wish, silver. I really do. It sucks that we're so far away. >.> PM me though. <3

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make way for the newest scioly relationship
I'm gay, but if you want to ship us, I don't mind. xD I could do worse.

Re: Your Daily Random Comment

Posted: August 23rd, 2013, 4:28 pm
by Liv
caseyotis wrote:
Liv wrote:

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I'm gay, but if you want to ship us, I don't mind. xD I could do worse.
1. This ship has sunk very easily.
2. Eeeeeek! *hugs*
3. TIL that scioly.org has a lot of lgbt members.