Scioly Assassination 132: MH370

[JoeyC]

Darn Kate (if that is your real name, I do hope it is as you suggested otherwise in an earlier thread), you have ended my reign of terror.....BY NOT SCROLLING UP (metaphorically).

[Assassinator]

JoeyC turns around after throwing a particularly irritating pixelated white cat out a high rise window. TheMysteriousMapMan has entered the room.

JoeyC: TheMysteriousMapMan? You’re here earlier than I expected.

TheMysteriousMapMan: In the name of the Scioly Forums, you’re under arrest.

JoeyC: Are you threatening me TheMysteriousMapMan?

TheMysteriousMapMan: The Forums will decide your fate.

JoeyC: I AM the Forums.

TheMysteriousMapMan: Not yet.

JoeyC:.......It’s treason then. HWARHGHGH

*JoeyC shoots TheMysteriousMapMan with a taser.*

JoeyC: If you won’t join me, then DIE

TheMysteriousMapMan: screams in pain

Little Miss Nyan, runs over and tackles JoeyC, who proceeds to tase her. Hmmm.

---pause---
Run into a problem. Can’t tase the other gender, see, not ethical........ Eh, it’s just a tase it should be fine.
---resume---

Little Miss Nyan, runs over and tackles JoeyC, who sets the taser to lethal and tases her.

Little Miss Nyan, painstakingly hoists JoeyC up and slowly walks over to the guardrail
overviewing the abyss, then throws him in.

JoeyC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Electricity from the modified taser can be seen flashing as the taser and man sink. An explosion of blue flame then spouts out as the taser explodes.

---Breaking News Report---
Hello, Lester Holt here with NBC Nightly News. The recently thought lost forever Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 has been found, some of the passengers still alive. The crash apparently the work of a madman who hijacked the plane. Once they defeated this mystery man, they used the base he had set up on the island he had crashed them on to call home. It is a miracle they survived. Now, after our news break we---End---

Alright guys, hope you enjoyed the game! This is all kind of a huge tribute to some of the pop culture I, and similarly many others, love and cherish, from Smash to Hamilton to Star Wars (if you didn’t get the Star Wars reference above, I’ll let UTF handle you).

I decided to shake things up because the original Sassy games were growing a bit repetitive and boring and I saw a way to improve;
I think that some of the new measures implemented here could be applied to all games to make them better (like the correct protects= next clue rule, the incorrect accuse kills rule or the kidnap feature), if you agree, post about it here to show support (and specify which features) and PM the EOOTA (in PMs, add EOOTA as a recipient).
Why? Because:
If you liked the unique playstyle of this game, I’m afraid the next sassy, whomever they will be, will not be able to replicate them, unless you can otherwise convince the EOOTA[spoiler]East[/spoiler].

Waffles, PM me your wish for the next Sassy.
My workshop for all clues can be found https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Mdk ... sp=sharing.
If you have any questions put them on the forums so I can answer them publicly.

[JoeyC]

Well we had a good run guys. I just want to restate: if you liked some of the features of this game, such as the incorrect accuse kills rule or the rule where if all the correct protects are made the sassy can post the next clue rule, SAY SO AND PM THE EOOTA[spoiler]East[/spoiler], because the EOOTA will not be allowing these type of rules in the next game.

I hope you guys liked the game and all the different pop elements it payed tribute to!

[TheChiScientist]

Looks like my suspicions were correct. Anyways I loved that incorrect accuses cause death as this prevents pointless accuses...(Even if it was this mechanic that killed me )

[UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F]

JoeyC turns around after throwing a particularly irritating pixelated white cat out a high rise window. TheMysteriousMapMan has entered the room.

JoeyC: TheMysteriousMapMan? You’re here earlier than I expected.

TheMysteriousMapMan: In the name of the Scioly Forums, you’re under arrest.

JoeyC: Are you threatening me TheMysteriousMapMan?

TheMysteriousMapMan: The Forums will decide your fate.

JoeyC: I AM the Forums.

TheMysteriousMapMan: Not yet.

JoeyC:.......It’s treason then. HWARHGHGH

*JoeyC shoots TheMysteriousMapMan with a taser.*

JoeyC: If you won’t join me, then DIE

TheMysteriousMapMan: screams in pain

Little Miss Nyan, runs over and tackles JoeyC, who proceeds to tase her. Hmmm.

---pause---
Run into a problem. Can’t tase the other gender, see, not ethical........ Eh, it’s just a tase it should be fine.
---resume---

Little Miss Nyan, runs over and tackles JoeyC, who sets the taser to lethal and tases her.

Little Miss Nyan, painstakingly hoists JoeyC up and slowly walks over to the guardrail
overviewing the abyss, then throws him in.

JoeyC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Electricity from the modified taser can be seen flashing as the taser and man sink. An explosion of blue flame then spouts out as the taser explodes.

---Breaking News Report---
Hello, Lester Holt here with NBC Nightly News. The recently thought lost forever Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 has been found, some of the passengers still alive. The crash apparently the work of a madman who hijacked the plane. Once they defeated this mystery man, they used the base he had set up on the island he had crashed them on to call home. It is a miracle they survived. Now, after our news break we---End---

Alright guys, hope you enjoyed the game! This is all kind of a huge tribute to some of the pop culture I, and similarly many others, love and cherish, from Smash to Hamilton to Star Wars (if you didn’t get the Star Wars reference above, I’ll let UTF handle you).

I decided to shake things up because the original Sassy games were growing a bit repetitive and boring and I saw a way to improve;
I think that some of the new measures implemented here could be applied to all games to make them better (like the correct protects= next clue rule, the incorrect accuse kills rule or the kidnap feature), if you agree, post about it here to show support (and specify which features) and PM the EOOTA (in PMs, add EOOTA as a recipient).
Why? Because:
If you liked the unique playstyle of this game, I’m afraid the next sassy, whomever they will be, will not be able to replicate them, unless you can otherwise convince the EOOTA[spoiler]East[/spoiler].

Waffles, PM me your wish for the next Sassy.
My workshop for all clues can be found https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Mdk ... sp=sharing.
If you have any questions put them on the forums so I can answer them publicly.

Horrible references, ruined an otherwise solid game for me, 0/10 would not play again /s

[TheMysteriousMapMan]

JoeyC turns around after throwing a particularly irritating pixelated white cat out a high rise window. TheMysteriousMapMan has entered the room.

JoeyC: TheMysteriousMapMan? You’re here earlier than I expected.

TheMysteriousMapMan: In the name of the Scioly Forums, you’re under arrest.

JoeyC: Are you threatening me TheMysteriousMapMan?

TheMysteriousMapMan: The Forums will decide your fate.

JoeyC: I AM the Forums.

TheMysteriousMapMan: Not yet.

JoeyC:.......It’s treason then. HWARHGHGH

*JoeyC shoots TheMysteriousMapMan with a taser.*

JoeyC: If you won’t join me, then DIE

TheMysteriousMapMan: screams in pain

Little Miss Nyan, runs over and tackles JoeyC, who proceeds to tase her. Hmmm.

---pause---
Run into a problem. Can’t tase the other gender, see, not ethical........ Eh, it’s just a tase it should be fine.
---resume---

Little Miss Nyan, runs over and tackles JoeyC, who sets the taser to lethal and tases her.

Little Miss Nyan, painstakingly hoists JoeyC up and slowly walks over to the guardrail
overviewing the abyss, then throws him in.

JoeyC: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Electricity from the modified taser can be seen flashing as the taser and man sink. An explosion of blue flame then spouts out as the taser explodes.

---Breaking News Report---
Hello, Lester Holt here with NBC Nightly News. The recently thought lost forever Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 has been found, some of the passengers still alive. The crash apparently the work of a madman who hijacked the plane. Once they defeated this mystery man, they used the base he had set up on the island he had crashed them on to call home. It is a miracle they survived. Now, after our news break we---End---

Alright guys, hope you enjoyed the game! This is all kind of a huge tribute to some of the pop culture I, and similarly many others, love and cherish, from Smash to Hamilton to Star Wars (if you didn’t get the Star Wars reference above, I’ll let UTF handle you).

I decided to shake things up because the original Sassy games were growing a bit repetitive and boring and I saw a way to improve;
I think that some of the new measures implemented here could be applied to all games to make them better (like the correct protects= next clue rule, the incorrect accuse kills rule or the kidnap feature), if you agree, post about it here to show support (and specify which features) and PM the EOOTA (in PMs, add EOOTA as a recipient).
Why? Because:
If you liked the unique playstyle of this game, I’m afraid the next sassy, whomever they will be, will not be able to replicate them, unless you can otherwise convince the EOOTA[spoiler]East[/spoiler].

Waffles, PM me your wish for the next Sassy.
My workshop for all clues can be found https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Mdk ... sp=sharing.
If you have any questions put them on the forums so I can answer them publicly.

Thanks for the really fun game, Joey! (even if it ended a bit oddly) It was a fun one, for sure, even though the pop culture references weren't up my alley (although I don't mind being Mace Windu). Thanks also to LMN and waffletree for some top clue-solving work; either of you get to decide who is the sassy way more than I do, hence my deference to waffle.

I can't wait for the next one!

[MadCow2357]

Yes, finally. Joey, I congratulate you for making this game so fun and for making such unique clues. I loved the pop culture references, especially:
"I AM THE FORUMS"
Comedy gold right there.
Hopefully next game will be just as fun!

[linzhiyan]

Ahhhhh, good job, JoeyC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This game was really interesting, although I was lost half the time and didn't help solve any clues... whoops

[jimmy-bond]

Amazing Star Wars reference.

[kate!]

Darn Kate (if that is your real name, I do hope it is as you suggested otherwise in an earlier thread), you have ended my reign of terror.....BY NOT SCROLLING UP (metaphorically).

First of all, yes, that is my real name.
Second of all, oof sorry I didn't understand that she got killed before she accused, I haven't been keeping up with the game in depth.
Third of all, this was a really great and creative game, you were an awesome sassy.