Scioly Assassination 140: Walmart Hide-and-seek

[hmmm]

Aw, I wanted to bury the body in a bag of soil...

^ in small font between the 2 paragraphs

[Assassinator]

Hiding spots (Click to Show Hidden Text)

1. Behind the toilet paper rolls - hmmm
2. In the freezer, under the whole chickens - here
3. Under the bench in a fitting room - jimmy-bond
4. Restroom - linzhiyan
5. In a stroller box - rossyspsce
6. Under watermelons - waffletree
7. In the back of the pharmacy - TheCrazyChemist
8. In the freezer, behind ice cream - CPSciencedude
9. Under checkout counter - dxu46
10. Behind cereal boxes - hippo9
11. In a shopping cart, buried in toddler clothes - things2do
12. Bottled water fort - ESboi123
13. Tissue box fort - TheChiScientist
14. On top of a shelf in aisle 2 - CookiePie1
15. Behind customer service counter - MadCow2357
16. Behind the pillows - amk578
17. In a box of unorganized returned items - Tailsfan101
18. Behind boxes of TV's - NeBH
19. Inside a rack of clothing - sciolyperson1
20. Under the cat food - JoeyC

[Assassinator]

Ah, JoeyC was an easy kill...no one was anywhere near the cat food piles, and no one saw the kill. No one even made an attempt the protect him, what a shame.

Next, I carefully wrapped each of the four boxes, sealing them off with a ribbon. INSIDE EACH ONE was a human hand, with a letter carved on it, saved from my first years of killing. I also put a little note in each box.

bsddddddbsddddddbsddddddbs msddddddmsddddddmsddddddms dsdddddddsdddddddsddddddds gsddddddgsddddddgsddddddgs gsddddddgsddddddgsddddddgs lghddddddlghddddddlghddddddlgh raddddddraddddddraddddddra salddddddsalddddddsalddddddsal itedddddditedddddditeddddddite

It was up to them to figure out what it meant. I snuck the boxes near the officers without them noticing.

boxes:
amk578 - B
dxu46 - I
hmmm - A
sciolyperson1 - S

my killing skills are getting a bit rusti(y)

[Name]

I'll hide in the freezer, under the whole chickens because I want to

[pepperonipi]

I am hiding behind the cereal boxes.

Also, the website in the sassy's profile now goes to the Merriam-Webster definition of whoa.

[hmmm]

I protect sciolyperson1 because the letters spell out "bias" and (ignoring the d's) the note's letter composition is biased toward s which is sciolyperson1's letter.

[sciolyperson1]

Ah, JoeyC was an easy kill...no one was anywhere near the cat food piles, and no one saw the kill. No one even made an attempt the protect him, what a shame.

Next, I carefully wrapped each of the four boxes, sealing them off with a ribbon. INSIDE EACH ONE was a human hand, with a letter carved on it, saved from my first years of killing. I also put a little note in each box.

bsddddddbsddddddbsddddddbs msddddddmsddddddmsddddddms dsdddddddsdddddddsddddddds gsddddddgsddddddgsddddddgs gsddddddgsddddddgsddddddgs lghddddddlghddddddlghddddddlgh raddddddraddddddraddddddra salddddddsalddddddsalddddddsal itedddddditedddddditeddddddite

It was up to them to figure out what it meant. I snuck the boxes near the officers without them noticing.

boxes:
amk578 - B
dxu46 - I
hmmm - A
sciolyperson1 - S

my killing skills are getting a bit rusti(y)

bs / ms / ds / gs / gs / lgh / ra / sal / ite

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Also, note that he used a size of 104 (rather than 100 which is normal) for the text "first years".

[waffletree]

I protect sciolyperson1 because the letters spell out "bias" and (ignoring the d's) the note's letter composition is biased toward s which is sciolyperson1's letter.

idk if you can protect ppl, bc in the rules it says u have to protect a hiding spot i think, so idk if its targeting a person or a hiding spot? u might wanna protect once sciolyperson1 gets a hiding spot?
lol the part about the human hands was a bit concerning...and don't body parts decompose or something??

[DatSciolyBoi]

I think in the "politics" discussion, East and a few others were talking about media "bias". Maybe one of the people who was talking is the target?

[waffletree]

I think in the "politics" discussion, East and a few others were talking about media "bias". Maybe one of the people who was talking is the target?

would it be that obvious though? like BIAS is the main part of the clue
its capitalilzed which makes me think the the letters might represent or stand for smth?