SciOly Assassination 145: Deja Vu

[CPScienceDude]

Still waiting

[JoeyC]

The heir to the throne has already been notified. Patience.

[TheChiScientist]

Shadow Dimension
Time Log:
Entry 420: Day 68
My attempt at taking control of the Master Dimension has failed. The shadow gods are not pleased but not surprised. The spirit of the Assassin will transfer over to a new messiah soon. Control of the Master Dimension will inevitably be achieved. It's funny how those in the Master Dimension haven't caught on to our operation.
The reach of the shadow is eternal. The shadow is in all. The shadow will become all. The mere mortals of the Master Dimension will soon fall. Then all the dimensions will be under the control of the shadows.
Mission Log:
1. Operation Splinter Shot: Target:JoeyC Status:Assassinated
One Bullet. Two targets. In the process JoeyC was no more. Funny that even with location and references to Undertale and SSBU.
76 105 102 101 108 105 103 104 116=Lifelight
2. Operation Silent Night: Target:MadCow2357 Status:Assassinated
The only potential witness to my crimes. Nothing but silence comes from him now. It seems that word play is not the enforcers forte.
I am somewhere near you. I have a towering presence. Everything I touch with goes out in a boom. You race around in your little go-carts to try and catch me yet you always fail. I am deadly and dangerous. Who am I?
3. Operation Exploding Chameleon Target:TheCrazyChemist Status:Alive
I showed too much mercy to TCC. He still lives due to my mercy. Nevermore. The enforcers figured out my ploy perfectly.
4. Operation Flat Earth: Target: TheMysteriousMapMan Status:Assassinated
All the references to treasure hunting the it could not be solved.
5. Operation Friendly Fire: Target: Me Status:Alive (Duh)
Suspicions were rising thus a false flag operation was needed to take the heat off of me.
6. Operation Mr. WorldWide: Target:Pikachu4919 Status:Alive
Striking internationally was an option but MSS was in my way. Thus I needed to chop the head off the snake. Note to self. Hire a better sniper next time. This is what I get for shopping the discount section at Mercs R Us.
7. Operation Overkill: Target: Me Status:Alive (Duh)
Once again going international was an option but I needed to take heat off of me as once again suspicions were rising.
8. Operation Flashpoint: Targets:SliverBreeze,PM2017,Creationist127,pepperonipi Status:Alive-ish
The end game was needed.
Here the I clued in the worlds top silver producers by placing coordinates to take out SilverBreeze.
A complex but simple clue to take out Berkeley educated PM2017
Berkeley Davis Irvine LA Merced Riverside San Diego San Fran Santa Barbara Santa Cruz “Enjoying life after war is what keeps me going”= Grad
Word play about creationism was all that was needed to implicate Creationist127 as the next target.
With pepperonipi being an all powerful wikimod some word play about being a leader and writing in the books of history was what pointed in his direction.
9. Operation Endgame
I was ousted but I would go down without taking everyone down with me. Loose ends were tied up. Alas MSS was there to stop the final step. Thus I was forced to retreat. No matter. The shadows will be back. We always come back.

[JoeyC]

Bernard: Argh, we still haven’t found any replacement Time Enforcers.... we’re too vulnerable-
Person: *bashes in* President Bernard! THERE’S A CHICKEN IN THE FRANCIUM SUPPLY!
Bernard: …..what?
Person: I’m not kidding! *switches on monitor*
*Camera feed shows feathers flying everywhere*
Bernard: ……..WHAT?
Chicken: *chicken noises*
Bernard: Oh for goodness sake… *flips on comm* Things2Do! Get that chicken out of there!
Things2Do: Right away si-*crackleKXKXKXKXSH*
Person: Mr President! *points at monitor, covered in static*
Bernard: *switches channels* This- *switches* This is- *switches* It’s all down! Everything’s down!
*KXKXKXKXKXKXKXKXSH-*
???: -why hello there Time Enforcers!
*Because yes, it is, again...*

[JoeyC]

Person: DR NEMESIS?!!
Bernard: *is just absolutely done*
Person: Are you responsible for that chicken??
Dr Nemesis: Quite honestly I’m surprised. If a chicken can get into a “high-tech facility” such as this-
Chicken: *aggressive chicken noises*
Things2Do: AHHHH! GET IT OFF ME!!
Dr Nemesis: -who says it’ll be that much harder to destroy you again?
Bernard: You really want to do this now.
Dr Nemesis: Heh, why not? You’re spread thin, with no enforcers, no authority, and NOTHING to stop the Shadow Legion from-*screen flickers*

[Assassinator]

Person: …..??

*Dr Nemesis reappears*
Dr Nemesis: Ahem, as I was saying-*screen flickers again*

Dr Nemesis: ...you don-*flick flicker*

Dr Nemesis: ...thi-*aggressive flickering*

Dr Nemesis: …..excuse me?






*Behind Dr Nemesis, the shadows are moving.....*

[JoeyC]

Person: 0.0

Bernard: …..look behind you…..

[JoeyC]

Dr Nemesis:




*Dr Nemesis whirls around, laser pistol out… and all pigeon breaks looKXKXSHREEEEE*
*SLAM scuffle smash boom* YOU- *KSHHTXISSSSH* *image flickering in and out* THI- *KSXHXHXHXH* ST- *something slaps the monitor* NO- *TSHHHXHXHXH* NTWVIWNAMRHLKWBIMKXAAOQRCKPWSGYU- *ungodly screeching*



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[JoeyC]

Person/Bernard: …………..






WHAT.

[TheChiScientist]

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>_>
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE. THE SHADOWS ARE COMING! THEY ARE INEVITABLE! THEY WILL TAKE NO PRISONERS! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
GAH! *Lazer Pistol Blasts*
DIE TRAITOROUS SCUM!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
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