Scioly Assassination 75: The Point of No Return

[harryk]

Hu-ri-cain, hurricane?
Tornado Guy possibly? It's awfully vague to be that I think

[zyzzyva980]

Hurricane would most likely point to EAST

[kjhsscioly]

I protect eaststroudburg13 (right?) because of the clue pointing to hurricane, his avatar

[harryk]

I protect eaststroudburg13 (right?) because of the clue pointing to hurricane, his avatar

Errr, you beat me to it, and you just wasted it because you can't get anymore accusations

[amerikestrel]

Who else could this be? Hurricane is quite vague.

[amerikestrel]

I accuse FullMetalMaple because the assassinator seems to enjoy writing lengthy stories, and FullMetalMaple was the runner-up for "Most Likely to Write a Novel". I'm probably wrong, but I've been very suspicious, and I feel like I want to accuse someone.

Edit: Didn't realize that she had already been accused, so I guess this is invalid.

[FullMetalMaple]

Congratulations, ophiophagus. You have wasted your second accusation. I am not FullMetalMaple.

^ This.

[harryk]

Congratulations, ophiophagus. You have wasted your second accusation. I am not FullMetalMaple.

^ This.

LOLZ

[amerikestrel]

Lol, I probably should be following this thread a bit closer. I hope the assassinator won't count that!

[PacificGoldenPlover]

Excuse me, I'm new to this game, but is it possible for an assassin to be an officer?
I'm asking because I looked up the frequency of the word "grumble", and the person who used it in this form the most was Eaststroudsburg. Any connection?