Scioly Assassination 102: Cerberus Unleashed

[starpug]

I'm sorry, the staff normally stays out of these things, but I'm bored and I can't just watch you people let someone die from such an easy clue. But if you don't mind me saying so, the girl in quiz's avatar looks like the Korean actress Kang Hye Jung and those characters are her name as Crazy Puny Man pointed out.

I also think I should point out that the thing about McDonald's is from Wesley Willis from Chicago.

[ScienceOlympian]

I'm so stupid!
Okay...ummm...I am not sure what to do..
I guess I'll protect...quizbowl because of the reasons Starpug stated above..and the fact that he goes to University of Chicago, which is where Wesley Willis was born...I'm basically cheating, if starpug is right.

[Assassinator]

Congratulations. You have correctly protected quizbowl.

Starpug: Wow. You suck. If you weren't already protected by the rules of the game, I would have your head on a platter. And I would make pugs eat it.

Next kill clue will be posted later today.


XOXOXO,
Sassmaster

[Littleboy]

Letter to the Sassmaster (Click to Show Hidden Text)

Sassmaster,
You know it is like frowned upon to eat your own kind after served on a platter. In some parts of this country, that is know as cannibalism. That is not good. Do not be mean to you fellow dogs. Even if they are like inferior to you because they only have 1 head.

XOXOXOXO,
Your Favourite Officer

Letter the gullible ones (Click to Show Hidden Text)

Now fools. Do not believe everything that the sassmaster says or does. Do not believe that they have hair (dogs have fur, not hair). Do not believe that one of them is a girl. People (and dogs) lie. What they say should not be believed. Do you know how many red herrings I put in 90? Thats right. A lot. Now, do you believe that this cerberus could be doing the same thing?

[Assassinator]

Letter to the Sassmaster (Click to Show Hidden Text)

Sassmaster,
You know it is like frowned upon to eat your own kind after served on a platter. In some parts of this country, that is know as cannibalism. That is not good. Do not be mean to you fellow dogs. Even if they are like inferior to you because they only have 1 head.

XOXOXOXO,
Your Favourite Officer

Letter the gullible ones (Click to Show Hidden Text)

Now fools. Do not believe everything that the sassmaster says or does. Do not believe that they have hair (dogs have fur, not hair). Do not believe that one of them is a girl. People (and dogs) lie. What they say should not be believed. Do you know how many red herrings I put in 90? Thats right. A lot. Now, do you believe that this cerberus could be doing the same thing?

Excuse me, but who died and like made you king?



otctnhw xqnpo go tikqiut pisntt.

[Littleboy]

Excuse me, but who died and like made you king?

Cedavis6.

otctnhw xqnpo go tikqiut pisntt.

Is this the clue?

[Assassinator]

otctnhw xqnpo go tikqiut pisntt.

Is this the clue?

Yes.

[mrburrito]

I can't find any way that the letters relate, or a decoder that unscrambles them. I can't remember who that animated kid is either.

[ScienceOlympian]

That is apparently Wallabee "Wally" Beatles" aka "Numbuh 4" from Codename: Kids Next Door.
And Littleboy, your right, I'm gullible.
Thanks.

[mrburrito]

He is apparantly Australian, a good fighter, and not too smart. Sound like anyone we know?

EDIT: I also think Mnstrviola is one of the heads. They were active in previous games, but haven't said anything in this game.