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Re: jokes

Postby gneissisnice » July 10th, 2008, 10:37 am

tehkubix wrote:
gneissisnice wrote:Haha thats funny. I got another blondejoke.
A guy is flying on a plane and sits next to a blonde. Its a very long flight, and he's bored. He says to the blonde "Lets play a game. We ask each other questions, and if you dont know the answer to mine, you give me 5 bucks, and if I dont know the answer to yours, i give you 50 bucks." The blonde agrees to play. The man asks "How far away is the moon from earth?" The blonde doesnt know the answer, and gives him 5 bucks. He answers "The same distance from earth to the moon." Then she asks him "What has 8 legs going up a hill, and 5 going down?" The man thinks about for a very long time, but he just cant figure it out. Finally, he gives her $50 and says "I really don't know. Whats the answer?" And the blonde gives him $5.

HAHAH owned!! but wait, doesn't that kinda go against the stereotype?


haha, yeah it does kinda go against the stereotype, with the blonde actually being sorta smartish, but then again, would he have offered to pay $50 for a wrong answer to a non-blonde? :lol:
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Re: jokes

Postby Uncle Fester » July 10th, 2008, 5:43 pm

Okay, I'm proctoring an Amphibians test at Ohio States about six years ago. One kid is obviously there just for the participation points; he's rolling a die and using it to pick the right answer for the multiple choice questions, and flipping a coin to determine the true/false ones. I decide that he's not bothering anyone, and let him do his thing.

45 minutes later, I give the Five Minute Warning. He looks up at the clock, then grabs the coin and die again and start flipping/rolling them like mad, and changing an answer here and there. Now, I'm curious, and want to know what he's doing. I go over to his station and ask him about it.

"You know, I didn't say anything when you started guessing, but what the heck are you doing NOW?" as he kept flipping/rolling like mad.

"Checking my answers!"
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Re: jokes

Postby Pleiades » July 10th, 2008, 5:54 pm

haha thats pretty funny :lol:

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Postby dudeincolorado » July 10th, 2008, 6:00 pm

lol did that really happen?
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Postby rocketman1555 » July 10th, 2008, 6:13 pm

thats great
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Postby starpug » July 10th, 2008, 7:39 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:Okay, I'm proctoring an Amphibians test at Ohio States about six years ago. One kid is obviously there just for the participation points; he's rolling a die and using it to pick the right answer for the multiple choice questions, and flipping a coin to determine the true/false ones. I decide that he's not bothering anyone, and let him do his thing.

45 minutes later, I give the Five Minute Warning. He looks up at the clock, then grabs the coin and die again and start flipping/rolling them like mad, and changing an answer here and there. Now, I'm curious, and want to know what he's doing. I go over to his station and ask him about it.

"You know, I didn't say anything when you started guessing, but what the heck are you doing NOW?" as he kept flipping/rolling like mad.

"Checking my answers!"

Haha wow ok that's pretty bad was the kid being funny or was he serious?
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Postby Uncle Fester » July 10th, 2008, 9:54 pm

Guys. . . It's just a joke.
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Postby starpug » July 10th, 2008, 10:32 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:Guys. . . It's just a joke.

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Postby dudeincolorado » July 11th, 2008, 8:49 am

well. this is science olympiad everyone is like analytical...hey i remeber the other joke on the old forum with the balcony ... :D
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Postby sciolykid101 » July 11th, 2008, 8:54 am

Uncle Fester wrote:Okay, I'm proctoring an Amphibians test at Ohio States about six years ago. One kid is obviously there just for the participation points; he's rolling a die and using it to pick the right answer for the multiple choice questions, and flipping a coin to determine the true/false ones. I decide that he's not bothering anyone, and let him do his thing.

45 minutes later, I give the Five Minute Warning. He looks up at the clock, then grabs the coin and die again and start flipping/rolling them like mad, and changing an answer here and there. Now, I'm curious, and want to know what he's doing. I go over to his station and ask him about it.

"You know, I didn't say anything when you started guessing, but what the heck are you doing NOW?" as he kept flipping/rolling like mad.

"Checking my answers!"

That is my favorite joke now! :lol:
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Postby starpug » July 11th, 2008, 8:56 am

dudeincolorado wrote:well. this is science olympiad everyone is like analytical...hey i remeber the other joke on the old forum with the balcony ... :D

Ahh yes the balcony Joke everyone's like omg was he ok
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Postby Sheogorath » July 11th, 2008, 9:26 am

Ok me and my friend were the SPL and ASPL for our Boyscout troop and we had to pick a game to play after the meeting. We choose Pictionario Rapido (a game my Spanish teacher had us play, except this time we were using English words. So the object is to look at the word race up to the board draw the word and you team would race back to me to guess the answer. So one of the words was "Arrow of Light" (it's a Boyscout thing), so a kid goes up draws an arrow on the board with like rays coming out of it and a sun. So one of his teammates comes up, after a bunch of other wrong answers from other players, and guesses "Is it an arrow?". So I say "Be more specific", and the same kid says "Is it a spaceship?". That had me laughing so hard it was crazy. How do you get spaceship as a specific type of arrow?
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Postby gneissisnice » July 11th, 2008, 3:40 pm

Haha, thats pretty funny. Its a spaceship arrow!
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Re: jokes

Postby oh joy » July 16th, 2008, 11:12 am

Blondie joke:
so a blond walks into a store, and says to the storekeeper,
"i want that TV over there"
the clerk says,
"no, i dont sell 2 blonds"
the next day, she walks into the store wearing a red wig
"can i buy that TV over there?"
"no i dont sell 2 blonds"
nxt day... black wig
"i'd like 2 purchase that TV over there..."
NO! i dont sell 2 blonds!"
nxt day... brown wig
"can i please have that TV over there?"
"NO, dont sell 2 blonds."
so the blond asks:
"how do u know im a blond?!"
clerk: "first of all... Thats a microwave."
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Postby sachleen » July 17th, 2008, 9:30 am

hahahah lol


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