the WRONG answer game

[ichaelm]

Yes:

First we start with the true statement that 1 / -1 = -1 / 1.

Then we take the square root of both sides: sqrt(1 / -1) = sqrt(-1 / 1)

Then we distribute the root: sqrt(1) / sqrt(-1) = sqrt(-1) / sqrt(1)

Then we cross-multiply: sqrt(1) X sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1) X sqrt(-1)

Simplified: sqrt(1) ^2 = sqrt(-1) ^2

Obviously, the square root of any number, squared, is equal to the number itself, so: 1 = -1

Add 3 to both sides: 4 = 2

Divide both sides by 2: 2 = 1

And therefore, 2=1. Any questions?


How many roads must a man walk down?

[robotman]

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how much pizza can one man eat?

[zorbak5044]

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how many cows could one man tip?

[lildammgrl14x]

the limit of x to the 0 when x^3+14 is undefined


how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[ichaelm]

Chuck Norris.

Why do I have to press 1, just to speak in English?!?

[rocketman1555]

because if you didn't you might speak in another language.

why is english the most common language in the world?

[vofbassist]

Because the Nazis were defeated, so German didn't become the universal language.

I you're here, than where am I?

[questgirl]

The moon.

Why do people be mean??

[lildammgrl14x]

bcuz christianity is the most popular religion in the world.


if i am in my computer then where i am really?

[disease_gurl_321]

you are actualliy sitting in your oven, you just dont realize it

why am i always running off lack of sleep?