Scioly Assassination 1: Mafia Reborn

[Assasinator]

Who am I? I am a well-known scioly member who has gone berserk. To cover my tracks during the murderous rampage that is coming, I have created a new account. It will be the job of five police officers to discover my true identity before I kill every single person on this board. (Well, that might not be worth the effort) Before a kill is made, I will post a clue that will point towards my next victim. The police will then have a period of time to send protection for five different people that might be killed. Besides protecting innocents, the police can also accuse real members of being the Assassin. Every time they make a wrong accusation, a black mark goes on their record. Two black marks and an officer is kicked out of the police force. If an officer succeeds in identifying me, (good luck) they can choose the next person to be the Assassin and gain the control of this account. Funny, isn't it? The same policeman that strikes me down will bring life to a new version of myself. But, all games must have rules, so here is the non-exhaustive list:

1. The police officers will be the next five people who post. Put in a bit of thought before posting. If you have not been around for awhile, it is less likely that you will be able to identify me.

2. People will die. However, there are some exceptions. I will not kill administrators or moderators. In return, I ask that they not reveal my identity.

3. Police officers may die, but they can protect themselves.

4. The assassin will provide clues that plainly point to his next victim, and occasionally to himself.

5. The assassin will continue to post with his true account, and may provide hints there.

6. The assassin will write entertaining and mildly gruesome accounts of his kills.

7. The Assassinator reserves the right to add to these rules as he deems necessary.

With that, any prospective policemen may post below. But only if you think yourself worthy.

[justme6565]

I'm in! Just call me Officer Justme! ( )

[sachleen]

I'm in

[marylandscioly550]

lol!!
i'm in too!

[sachleen]

so someone wanna explain how this works or what exactly happens?

[Assasinator]

Once two more cops sign up, I will post a clue about the identity of my next victim. None of you guys intimidate me too much.

[dudeincolorado]

well be intimidated now here comes Jacky!!!

[dudeincolorado]

wait by assassinate what does that really mean? sry it might sound a little ...not smart but i need to know

[MSN NewsBlogs]

6. The assassin will write entertaining and mildly gruesome accounts of his kills.
With that, any prospective policemen may post below. But only if you think yourself worthy.

Seriously, how "entertaining" do you think you can be to me? I've experienced disposing of unsavory individuals with garbage can lids, radio whip antennae, Pine Sol and pool cleaners, newspaper, Elmer's Glue and the victim's own eyeglasses, for crying aloud. Let's not even talk about the conventional stuff, like, oh say, fully automatic assault rifles and exploding animal carcasses on the side of the road, okay?

[Assasinator]

The board has been set, the die has been cast, and we have a nearly-full complement of policemen. Matthew was the fifth user to post on this thread, thusly he has been assigned to witness protection. He can provide protection to my victims, but he cannot accuse anyone of being the perpetrator. So, our brave police force consists of:

justme6565
tehkubix
marylandscioly550
dudeincolorado
Matthew

With the technicalities out of the way, I can finally get to some good killing. This first clue is a low basket, set to eight feet, if not five. The user that will taste my blade has always annoyed me. He charges up and down without ever being accused of the many fouls that he commits. It is the job of the various officers to post the name of the user that they want to protect. If you guess correctly, my vengeance will be delayed. If you guess incorrectly, this star will finally be brought to justice. Start thinking.