never ending story!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nuclear reactor]

Now we must journey to the spiderarctic to find a rare polar bear with malaria, extract his blood, and let it mature under the full moon to the singing of a dead cow.

[akatsuki9]

But now there is a 200% tax on singing dead cows and we don't have enough money...

[nuclear reactor]

which is we we dicide to rop a bank which happens to be conveniently close by. only it turns out that the bank guards are not human, they are actually

[JKrafsur]

wookies who eat children and bank robbers.

[smashlloyd20]

And rip the arms off Stormtroopers who

[akatsuki9]

Come back as zombies and kill the wookies. Now we can rob the bank! But just as we are making our getaway...

[abator]

Darth Vader comes in riding on a llama and he blocks the exit.

[nuclear reactor]

but the llama miraculously gets a heart attack because of the

[SciBomb97]

Uncanny picture of Yoda on the far wall, which is being stabbed by...

[ragi]

sponge bob who was eating...