Scioly Assassination Number 2: The Return

[Assasinator]

Who am I? I am a well-known scioly member who has gone berserk. To cover my tracks during the murderous rampage that is coming, I have created a new account. It will be the job of five police officers to discover my true identity before I kill every single person on this board. (Well, that might not be worth the effort) Before a kill is made, I will post a clue that will point towards my next victim. The police will then have a period of time to send protection for five different people that might be killed. Besides protecting innocents, the police can also accuse real members of being the Assassin. Every time they make a wrong accusation, a black mark goes on their record. Two black marks and an officer is kicked out of the police force. If an officer succeeds in identifying me, (good luck) they can choose the next person to be the Assassin and gain the control of this account. Funny, isn't it? The same policeman that strikes me down will bring life to a new version of myself. But, all games must have rules, so here is the non-exhaustive list:

1. The police officers will be the next five people who post and say they want to do it. Put in a bit of thought before posting. If you have not been around for awhile, it is less likely that you will be able to identify me.

2. People will die. However, there are some exceptions. I will not kill administrators or moderators. In return, I ask that they not reveal my identity.

3. Police officers may die, but they can protect themselves.

4. The assassin will provide clues that plainly point to his next victim, and occasionally to himself.

5. The assassin will continue to post with his true account, and may provide hints there.

6. The assassin will write entertaining and mildly gruesome accounts of his kills.

7. The Assasinator reserves the right to add to these rules as he deems necessary.

8. When accusing someone of being Assasinator you must use the following template "I accuse (place name here) because (give reason here)." If you don't use this template when accusing the accusation won't count.

With that, any prospective policemen may post below. But only if you think yourself worthy.

[gneissisnice]

I'll be a policeman.

[sachleen]

i wanna be police!!!

Just want to make it clear that although I know who the assasinator is since I chose him/her, I cannot make any accusations! I can just protect people.

[starpug]

Oh finally count me me in as police officer number 3.

[Mr. Cool]

Call me Officer Cool.

[dudeincolorado]

im in!!

[Assasinator]

Now that we have all of our volunteers who are going to try to stop my killer rampage (haha good luck) I can give the clue. We're starting off with an easy one.

The user that will be the first to fall use to be my friend now he gets on my nerves. He is going to regret saying where he lives, but I can't blame him he's always been a little slow. If you don't succeed in protecting the correct person this user is about to make his last post/spam.

[starpug]

I protect myself

[sachleen]

that last post/SPAM part worries me a bit.. but since i have 100+ posts of non-spam content I'm safe!. I protect theoneandonly.

[Mr. Cool]

Even though I agree that tehkubix doesn't spam, I'm protecting him.