Haha wow ok that's pretty bad was the kid being funny or was he serious?Uncle Fester wrote:Okay, I'm proctoring an Amphibians test at Ohio States about six years ago. One kid is obviously there just for the participation points; he's rolling a die and using it to pick the right answer for the multiple choice questions, and flipping a coin to determine the true/false ones. I decide that he's not bothering anyone, and let him do his thing.
45 minutes later, I give the Five Minute Warning. He looks up at the clock, then grabs the coin and die again and start flipping/rolling them like mad, and changing an answer here and there. Now, I'm curious, and want to know what he's doing. I go over to his station and ask him about it.
"You know, I didn't say anything when you started guessing, but what the heck are you doing NOW?" as he kept flipping/rolling like mad.
"Checking my answers!"
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Guys. . . It's just a joke.
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That is my favorite joke now!Uncle Fester wrote:Okay, I'm proctoring an Amphibians test at Ohio States about six years ago. One kid is obviously there just for the participation points; he's rolling a die and using it to pick the right answer for the multiple choice questions, and flipping a coin to determine the true/false ones. I decide that he's not bothering anyone, and let him do his thing.
45 minutes later, I give the Five Minute Warning. He looks up at the clock, then grabs the coin and die again and start flipping/rolling them like mad, and changing an answer here and there. Now, I'm curious, and want to know what he's doing. I go over to his station and ask him about it.
"You know, I didn't say anything when you started guessing, but what the heck are you doing NOW?" as he kept flipping/rolling like mad.
"Checking my answers!"
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Ahh yes the balcony Joke everyone's like omg was he okdudeincolorado wrote:well. this is science olympiad everyone is like analytical...hey i remeber the other joke on the old forum with the balcony ...
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Ok me and my friend were the SPL and ASPL for our Boyscout troop and we had to pick a game to play after the meeting. We choose Pictionario Rapido (a game my Spanish teacher had us play, except this time we were using English words. So the object is to look at the word race up to the board draw the word and you team would race back to me to guess the answer. So one of the words was "Arrow of Light" (it's a Boyscout thing), so a kid goes up draws an arrow on the board with like rays coming out of it and a sun. So one of his teammates comes up, after a bunch of other wrong answers from other players, and guesses "Is it an arrow?". So I say "Be more specific", and the same kid says "Is it a spaceship?". That had me laughing so hard it was crazy. How do you get spaceship as a specific type of arrow?
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Haha, thats pretty funny. Its a spaceship arrow!
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Blondie joke:
so a blond walks into a store, and says to the storekeeper,
"i want that TV over there"
the clerk says,
"no, i dont sell 2 blonds"
the next day, she walks into the store wearing a red wig
"can i buy that TV over there?"
"no i dont sell 2 blonds"
nxt day... black wig
"i'd like 2 purchase that TV over there..."
NO! i dont sell 2 blonds!"
nxt day... brown wig
"can i please have that TV over there?"
"NO, dont sell 2 blonds."
so the blond asks:
"how do u know im a blond?!"
clerk: "first of all... Thats a microwave."
so a blond walks into a store, and says to the storekeeper,
"i want that TV over there"
the clerk says,
"no, i dont sell 2 blonds"
the next day, she walks into the store wearing a red wig
"can i buy that TV over there?"
"no i dont sell 2 blonds"
nxt day... black wig
"i'd like 2 purchase that TV over there..."
NO! i dont sell 2 blonds!"
nxt day... brown wig
"can i please have that TV over there?"
"NO, dont sell 2 blonds."
so the blond asks:
"how do u know im a blond?!"
clerk: "first of all... Thats a microwave."
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