ELEMENT JOKES!!!

[the noobs]

C'mon, just zinc of something. Don't let it be boron, though.

[awesome90220]

uh.. uh.. OXYGEN

[Crazy Puny Man]

Mmm...I only make jokes like these periodically

[asthedeer]

Teacher: Bobby, name the chemical composition of water.
Bobby: H, I, J, K, L, M, O!
Teacher: How come?
Bobby: Didn't you say that the chemical composition of water was H to O?

[mjmj77]

Boron: How was your date with Potassium?
Oxygen: I went OK.

[Fibonacci924]

There once was boy named Jimmy,
now he is no more,
what he thought was H2O,
was H2SO4!

[Jaol]

Argon walks into a bar, the bartender yells "GET OUT WE DON'T SERVE NOBLE GASES". Argon doesn't react.

[Verdigris]

Argon walks into a bar, the bartender yells "GET OUT WE DON'T SERVE NOBLE GASES". Argon doesn't react.

In a similar vein:

Gold and Silver walk into a bar. The bartender yells, "Ey you, get outta the bar!" Gold leaves.

[UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F]

Hydrogen and potassium had an explosive kiss.
Hydrogen and oxygen had a wet kiss.
Hydrogen and chlorine had an acidic kiss.
Hydrogen is cheating.

[Eggo]

Let me tell you a potassium joke
K...