ELEMENT JOKES!!!

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ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby the noobs » November 14th, 2013, 4:02 pm

C'mon, just zinc of something. Don't let it be boron, though. :lol:
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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby awesome90220 » November 14th, 2013, 6:05 pm

uh.. uh.. OXYGEN
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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby Crazy Puny Man » November 14th, 2013, 8:32 pm

Mmm...I only make jokes like these periodically

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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby asthedeer » April 10th, 2014, 9:23 am

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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby mjmj77 » January 17th, 2015, 7:12 am

Boron: How was your date with Potassium?
Oxygen: I went OK.

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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby Fibonacci924 » January 17th, 2015, 10:55 am

There once was boy named Jimmy,
now he is no more,
what he thought was H2O,
was H2SO4!
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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby Jaol » January 19th, 2015, 6:39 am

Argon walks into a bar, the bartender yells "GET OUT WE DON'T SERVE NOBLE GASES". Argon doesn't react.
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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby Verdigris » January 19th, 2015, 7:45 am

Argon walks into a bar, the bartender yells "GET OUT WE DON'T SERVE NOBLE GASES". Argon doesn't react.
In a similar vein:

Gold and Silver walk into a bar. The bartender yells, "Ey you, get outta the bar!" Gold leaves.
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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby UTF-8 U+6211 U+662F » February 8th, 2015, 4:06 pm

Hydrogen and potassium had an explosive kiss.
Hydrogen and oxygen had a wet kiss.
Hydrogen and chlorine had an acidic kiss.
Hydrogen is cheating.

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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!

Postby Eggo » February 26th, 2015, 8:40 am

Let me tell you a potassium joke
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