ELEMENT JOKES!!!
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uh.. uh.. OXYGEN
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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!
Teacher: Bobby, name the chemical composition of water.
Bobby: H, I, J, K, L, M, O!
Teacher: How come?
Bobby: Didn't you say that the chemical composition of water was H to O?
Bobby: H, I, J, K, L, M, O!
Teacher: How come?
Bobby: Didn't you say that the chemical composition of water was H to O?
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Boron: How was your date with Potassium?
Oxygen: I went OK.
Oxygen: I went OK.
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There once was boy named Jimmy,
now he is no more,
what he thought was H2O,
was H2SO4!
now he is no more,
what he thought was H2O,
was H2SO4!
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In a similar vein:Jaol wrote:Argon walks into a bar, the bartender yells "GET OUT WE DON'T SERVE NOBLE GASES". Argon doesn't react.
Gold and Silver walk into a bar. The bartender yells, "Ey you, get outta the bar!" Gold leaves.
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Re: ELEMENT JOKES!!!
Hydrogen and potassium had an explosive kiss.
Hydrogen and oxygen had a wet kiss.
Hydrogen and chlorine had an acidic kiss.
Hydrogen is cheating.
Hydrogen and oxygen had a wet kiss.
Hydrogen and chlorine had an acidic kiss.
Hydrogen is cheating.
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