SciOly Assassination 3: The Grudge

[Assasinator]

Who am I? I am a well-known scioly member who has gone berserk. To cover my tracks during the murderous rampage that is coming, I have created a new account. It will be the job of five police officers to discover my true identity before I kill every single person on this board. (Well, that might not be worth the effort) Before a kill is made, I will post a clue that will point towards my next victim. The police will then have a period of time to send protection for five different people that might be killed. Besides protecting innocents, the police can also accuse real members of being the Assassin. Every time they make a wrong accusation, a black mark goes on their record. Two black marks and an officer is kicked out of the police force. If an officer succeeds in identifying me, (good luck) they can choose the next person to be the Assassin and gain the control of this account. Funny, isn't it? The same policeman that strikes me down will bring life to a new version of myself. But, all games must have rules, so here is the non-exhaustive list:

1. The police officers will be the next five people who post and say they want to do it. Put in a bit of thought before posting. If you have not been around for awhile, it is less likely that you will be able to identify me.

2. People will die. However, there are some exceptions. I will not kill administrators or moderators. In return, I ask that they not reveal my identity.

3. Police officers may die, but they can protect themselves.

4. The assassin will provide clues that plainly point to his next victim, and occasionally to himself.

5. The assassin will continue to post with his true account, and may provide hints there.

6. The assassin will write entertaining and mildly gruesome accounts of his kills.

7. The Assasinator reserves the right to add to these rules as he deems necessary.

8. When accusing someone of being Assasinator you must use the following template "I accuse (place name here) because (give reason here)." If you don't use this template when accusing the accusation won't count.

9. Your record will be cleaned after every new assassinator.

With that, any prospective policemen may post below. But only if you think yourself worthy.

[sachleen]

im in

[starpug]

Count me in

[sachleen]

lololololololol

[rocketman1555]

i'm in

[Pleiades]

i'm in too

[dudeincolorado]

im in u better be scared

[gneissisnice]

Darn i missed it. Oh well, i was a lame officer anyway. Good luck catching the criminal! And make sure to protect me as often as possible.

[Assasinator]

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the assassination! Where you will witness everyone of you handsome gents and charming ladies be murdered. With that my first victim likes their junk food especially soda from Seattle and popcorn from his hometown. With that I bid you fare well.

[sachleen]

i protect myself. even though i dont eat junk food nor am I from or near seattle nor have I had popcorn in months. but all the other clues point straight to me!