1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

[waffletree]

What was so unnecessary?

YOUR CORRECTIONS.

What if people do not wish to be monitored in such a way. I, personally, can speak in full sentences with more than proper grammar and articulations. However, sometimes it can be tiresome to do so, despite the fact that it does not take much effort. Letting the facade of being official and communing with people in an informal manner indicates a level of trust and friendship. There is a reason why official government policy does not make for good reading material.
Hence, I ask that you please stop posting grammatical corrections to our intentional missteps. We all know how to write and type properly, and some of us may even be able to do it with ease, as I do now, but as as been observed time and time again, small in-formalities, especially with blind males, only aid the growth of friendship.

Well said, my friend.

Fished it foor you

Oh frick not you too.
(Look I did proper grammer.)

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YOUR CORRECTIONS.


Well said, my friend.

Fished it foor you

Oh frick not you too.
(look I did prooper grammer)

Fizzed eet for you again

422. Shout continuously in broken Chinese Pidgin English when you are clearly not of Asian origin

[Things2do]

Fished it foor you

Oh frick not you too.
(look I did prooper grammer)

Fizxezed eet fer yer 'gain.

422. Shout continuously in broken Chinese Pidgin English when you are clearly not of Asian origin.

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Oh frick not you too.
(look I did prooper grammer)

Fizxezed eet fer yer 'gain.

422. Shout continuously in broken Chinese Pidgin English when you are clearly not of Asian origin.

This is what the prescriptivists thread is for

423. Blast Christmas music in mid-January

[MadCow2357]

What if people do not wish to be monitored in such a way. I, personally, can speak in full sentences with more than proper grammar and articulations. However, sometimes it can be tiresome to do so, despite the fact that it does not take much effort. Letting the facade of being official and communing with people in an informal manner indicates a level of trust and friendship. There is a reason why official government policy does not make for good reading material.
Hence, I ask that you please stop posting grammatical corrections to our intentional missteps. We all know how to write and type properly, and some of us may even be able to do it with ease, as I do now, but as has been observed time and time again, small in-formalities, especially with blind males, only aid the growth of friendship.

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Laziness is no excuse for bad grammar, spellings, or punctuation.

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Jesus, Things2do you don't get the point. Like Joey said, we know how to write with proper grammar. We just choose not to do so. Let it go. Stop being a Grammar-Nazi. How it's fun for you, I don't know, but it's definitely not fun for other people who are getting corrected by you all the time. You're not making yourself any friends by doing this. Remember, the Nazis weren't the best people around. The fact that you are proud of being like them, except in grammar, is a sad thing. Dude, you should have better Things2do in life than being a Grammar-Nazi...

423: Set up the World Chase Tag Championships inside of your local store!

[waffletree]

424. blast Halloween music in the middle of july

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425. Claim that you are Elvis Presley and that you have gotten into the soap-selling industry. Solicit everyone.

[LittleMissNyan]

426. Give a PSA about what Fortnite is

[gaun22]

427. Go around the store asking customers if they'd like to join your pickle eating challenge(whoever can eat it the fastest). Have a bunch of people you know standing in the middle of a store holding pickles on popsicle sticks. No matter what they say, drag them to the group of people and tell that person that they're your last chance because everyone else isn't capable of eating pickles as quickly as you are and you need a competitor. (Bonus points if you have everyone chant as you guys eat the pickles/you keep whispering 'I hope they join our cult' to other people loudly enough for that customer to hear) *inside joke
428. Bring a speaker and blast Rock and roll as you play your air guitar, don't forget to fall on your knees like at the end of a concert.
429. Bring a chicken stuffed animal and place it in an aisle. Walk around asking people if they've seen a chicken anywhere because you lost yours. Five minutes later, either walk around with your chicken and go up to the same people saying you found it, smiling or yell, "SOMEONE STOLE MY CHICKEN!"
430. Do random trick shots that may endanger customers(as you walk throughout the store)

[raytay]

431: dress up as leo valdez and run around the store with a lit flamethrower