Scioly Assassination 135: A Series of Unfortunate Non-Harmless April Fool's Day Pranks

[Longivitis]

Hmm, now that I look a little harder, EastStroudsburg13 is both an admin... and the sassy in #27. He might be worth a protect, especially being we have three to spare right now. (I may have been a little hasty with my protect, but I'll keep it the way it is.)

I was thinking that it might be East too, but I didn't have any leads, so I didn't really know.

well, since I still have my protect and don't have any other leads at the moment, i'll protect half of East

I'll protect the other half of East.

[Assassinator]

April 1, 12:20 a.m.

I like firecrackers. Colored ones are cool. I decided to light one, but I realized too late that it was a more dangerous firecracker than normal. It whizzed through an open window and sparks flew out followed by the room being set ablaze.

CPScienceDude is dead.

Another prank down.

I'm getting tired...can't rest yet though, since I can't seem to fall asleep. The night is still young, after all. Off to find some sweets to satisfy my late night cravings. I dial 897-932-3846 to place my order and walk off into the night.

-72 hours-

[Crimesolver]

what the hECK
anyways, the area code for the phone number is Kansas.

[Tailsfan101]

I protect myself based on this post.

[TheCrazyChemist]

what the hECK
anyways, the area code for the phone number is Kansas.

Yeah, i'm not understanding why CPScienceDude was killed.

[TheCrazyChemist]

I protect myself based on this post.

That's smart. Someone else protect Tailsfan101

[TheChiScientist]

I'll protect the other half of Tailsfan.

[TheCrazyChemist]

I have an idea of who might be the sassy. This might be completely wrong tbf. So, the sassy might do sounds of music since builderguy135 was killed by a music box which then exploded to kill him/her. If that's correct, then the sassy competes in Div.C. The sassy might also do thermo because CPScienceDude was killed by fireworks( yeah, this kinda falls apart here). So that's an idea of who the sassy might be.

[jaggie34]

I have an idea of who might be the sassy. This might be completely wrong tbf. So, the sassy might do sounds of music since builderguy135 was killed by a music box which then exploded to kill him/her. If that's correct, then the sassy competes in Div.C. The sassy might also do thermo because CPScienceDude was killed by fireworks( yeah, this kinda falls apart here). So that's an idea of who the sassy might be.

Could the part about being tired be a hint?

[Sapphire]

897-932-3846 is from pi, so maybe that's a hint?