Actually, i was waiting for tehkubix to protect someone, but looks like I can finally come in for the kill.
MUAHAHAHAHA Due to the officer's inattentiveness, aphoticruby was slain today. We all know how much he loves books, so I forced him to read some Dr. Seuss. When it turned out that he liked it, instead I made him read Grapes of Wrath. He was dead within an hour.
My next victim needs to be killed because of his hatred towards rocks and minerals. His insensitivity makes me believe that his isn't human at all. But then can he be killed? I sure hope so. Let's find out soon, shall we?
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