hmm, i hate rocks, lol, but the assassinator must be someone who loves rocks.
i accuse gneissisnice of being the assassinator because gneissisnice likes rocks and i hate them. Also, gneiss is a rock and your name has it in it so you must really love those useless things. I'd say please dont kill me but i'm pretty sure you're the assassinator so you wouldn't be able to
just in case i'm wrong, i protect starpug even though i think he hates rocks.
@ starpug: if you didn't hate rocks before reading this post, you do now. k? good.