Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
- SilverBreeze
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"Marry the pink plastic flamingo!"
"I think we should start dolphin racing."
"If you want a dog to come into your house--no, wait, it's a spider now--If you want a spider to come into your house, you say..."
"You can't lie to me! I read what'shisname Stephen King-"
"You mean Stephen Hawking."
"Stephen Hawking's book! You can't lie to me! White dwarves and neutron stars are the same thing!"
"No, they are not."
"If you put a drop of neutron star on the table right now, we would all die."
Later in the day, two other kids get into a fight. One starts crying.
"I think we should start dolphin racing."
"If you want a dog to come into your house--no, wait, it's a spider now--If you want a spider to come into your house, you say..."
"You can't lie to me! I read what'shisname Stephen King-"
"You mean Stephen Hawking."
"Stephen Hawking's book! You can't lie to me! White dwarves and neutron stars are the same thing!"
"No, they are not."
"If you put a drop of neutron star on the table right now, we would all die."
Later in the day, two other kids get into a fight. One starts crying.
Troy SciOly 2019 - 2023
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- space-egg
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"Are you afraid of beans, bean boy?"
the name's bond. covalent bond.
2019:
solar system and potions and poisons
2020 (yikes):
reach for the stars, ornithology, and meteorology
thanks for all the memories (:
2019:
solar system and potions and poisons
2020 (yikes):
reach for the stars, ornithology, and meteorology
thanks for all the memories (:
- raytay
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“Hades was not Satan! He was a cinnamon roll!”
Hello! I’m Oliver!
✨holy cow i’m a college student ✨
Chin up! You are loved <3
✨holy cow i’m a college student ✨
Chin up! You are loved <3
- SilverBreeze
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"Don't freak out, I just was clearing my throat-"
"Of the coronavirus."
"Stop!"
"Why are people eating bread with spoons?"
"Of the coronavirus."
"Stop!"
"Why are people eating bread with spoons?"
Troy SciOly 2019 - 2023
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Former Events: Ecology, Water Quality, Green Gen, Ornithology, Forestry, Disease Detectives, Forensics, Chem Lab, Env Chem, Sounds, Dynamic Planet, Crime Busters, Potions & Poisons, Exp Design, Towers, Mystery Arch, Reach for the Stars, Mission Possible
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"Please don't pee in your guitar"
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- pepperonipi
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"I will give you $200 to legally change your name to Coach Chuck"
happy new season!
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- LittleMissNyan
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"Your reflexes taste like cheese!"
"......what?"
"......what?"
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- raytay
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
“This smells like my soul!”
“Your soul smells lemony?”
“YES!”
“Your soul smells lemony?”
“YES!”
Hello! I’m Oliver!
✨holy cow i’m a college student ✨
Chin up! You are loved <3
✨holy cow i’m a college student ✨
Chin up! You are loved <3
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Radio advertisement: "At Long, we help you get the ride you want!"
John 5:46-47
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Let's go, Brandon!
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- SilverBreeze
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Re: Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)
"Why does it say 'green box'..."
"Ah, your proctor is color-blind. Sorry, that was supposed to say 'blue box.'"
Note to self... do not write tests with night-shift on...
"Ah, your proctor is color-blind. Sorry, that was supposed to say 'blue box.'"
Note to self... do not write tests with night-shift on...
Troy SciOly 2019 - 2023
Captain 2021-2023
Former Events: Ecology, Water Quality, Green Gen, Ornithology, Forestry, Disease Detectives, Forensics, Chem Lab, Env Chem, Sounds, Dynamic Planet, Crime Busters, Potions & Poisons, Exp Design, Towers, Mystery Arch, Reach for the Stars, Mission Possible
Captain 2021-2023
Former Events: Ecology, Water Quality, Green Gen, Ornithology, Forestry, Disease Detectives, Forensics, Chem Lab, Env Chem, Sounds, Dynamic Planet, Crime Busters, Potions & Poisons, Exp Design, Towers, Mystery Arch, Reach for the Stars, Mission Possible
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