Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

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"Marry the pink plastic flamingo!"

"I think we should start dolphin racing."

"If you want a dog to come into your house--no, wait, it's a spider now--If you want a spider to come into your house, you say..."

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"Stephen Hawking's book! You can't lie to me! White dwarves and neutron stars are the same thing!"
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"Are you afraid of beans, bean boy?"
the name's bond. covalent bond.

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“Hades was not Satan! He was a cinnamon roll!”
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"Don't freak out, I just was clearing my throat-"
"Of the coronavirus."
"Stop!"

"Why are people eating bread with spoons?"
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"Please don't pee in your guitar"
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"Your reflexes taste like cheese!"
"......what?"
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“This smells like my soul!”
“Your soul smells lemony?”
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"Why does it say 'green box'..."
"Ah, your proctor is color-blind. Sorry, that was supposed to say 'blue box.'"
Note to self... do not write tests with night-shift on...
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