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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by jaspattack » May 27th, 2020, 9:38 pm

513. Place marbles throughout the store, creating a slapstick performance where every person that attempts to shop in the Walmart slips and falls dramatically.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by NeBH » May 28th, 2020, 8:49 am

514: Put grey Legos in the shoe aisles. Not a lot, just a handful. Also, number them starting at 23.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by sneepity » May 28th, 2020, 10:38 am

515: go into the folder aisle during back to school, and throw them all onto the floor
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by SilverBreeze » May 28th, 2020, 11:47 am

sneepity wrote:
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515: go into the folder aisle during back to school, and throw them all onto the floor
515.1: Then get a running start and slide through the aisle now covered in folders, screaming at the top of your lungs.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by Creationist127 » May 28th, 2020, 12:17 pm

518 (because numbers): Open all of the packages of masks, paper towels, disinfectant, wipes, anything that's supposed to be clean/sterile.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by sneepity » May 28th, 2020, 12:47 pm

Creationist127 wrote:
May 28th, 2020, 12:17 pm
518 (because numbers): Open all of the packages of masks, paper towels, disinfectant, wipes, anything that's supposed to be clean/sterile.
dump out all the clorox juice onto the floor
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by raytay » May 28th, 2020, 12:54 pm

520: Drink Windex from a Gatorade bottle. :D
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by sneepity » May 28th, 2020, 12:57 pm

521: drink gatorade from a windex bottle
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by BennyTheJett » May 28th, 2020, 3:01 pm

522: Follow the president's (our lord and savior, Trump be the name, lead us not into pigeon, but deliver us to vaccines) advice, and drink disinfectants to rid myself of COVID, which by the way I had when I walked into the store.
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Re: 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart

Post by SilverBreeze » May 28th, 2020, 4:19 pm

BennyTheJett wrote:
May 28th, 2020, 3:01 pm
522: Follow the president's (our lord and savior, Trump be the name, lead us not into pigeon, but deliver us to vaccines) advice, and drink disinfectants to rid myself of COVID, which by the way I had when I walked into the store.
Hey it technically does kill the virus and your own cells, but that's not important, is it?
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