Strange Things You Never Thought You Would Hear (With No Context)

[kleinerPanzer]

“Would you join the ninja mask revolution?”

“I’m just going to show up with a scuba tank on my back and change it out every one or two class periods”

“Wake us all up at the same time playing it’s every day bro over the intercom”

“Mr. Levy starts a prison riot”

“Fight club would start in the empty swimming pool that was drained to save Money for the barbed wire fence”

“Mrs dalton and the other teachers showing up in riot gear after kids that complain about having busy schedules refuse to go to bed earlier than 3:30”

[pikachu4919]

*sees drawing of a black hole*
“What’s that omelette-like stuff?”

[kleinerPanzer]

"Ngl i would trade my current skill for the ability to draw anime."

[kleinerPanzer]

"Your nickname should've been 'Human Error' "

[kleinerPanzer]

"It was a windmill of bones!"

[raytay]

“I will sing him the song of my people!”
*goes outside and promptly screams*

[kleinerPanzer]

"They're transporting arms to the missile silo under construction at Leawood City Park"

[Umaroth]

"They're transporting arms to the missile silo under construction at Leawood City Park"

TCS

[TheChiScientist]

"They're transporting arms to the missile silo under construction at Leawood City Park"

Not TCS...

Shhhh. We are still waiting on our russian contact.

[Fyren]

"They're transporting arms to the missile silo under construction at Leawood City Park"

Not TCS...

Shhhh. We are still waiting on our russian contact.

fbi interest intensifies