Scioly Assassination 151: █████████████

[Efesa]

Yep, that's how ID clues work. Although there was one round where it was left blank, so it might've been hidden elsewhere on the site or been within the main text post

Probably the latter.

Here are definite clues (Definitely correct):

Sassy does Meteo
Sassy is in division B
Sassy plays a musical instrument

Here are probable clues (probably correct):
Sassy is German
Sassy uses ballpoint pens
Sassy plays volleyball

I'm doubtful they're in Division B. Aside from the fact that some of the 'narration' sounds like they're college-age (plus or minus on year) and they specifically used an advanced Geologic Mapping task as a clue should indicate at least Division C or older.
Differentiating speaking German (in school or otherwise) vs actually being German might be difficult

How about the clues about thunder, lightning, and rain! Those have to be related to meteo!

[Creationist127]

Probably the latter.

Here are definite clues (Definitely correct):

Sassy does Meteo
Sassy is in division B
Sassy plays a musical instrument

Here are probable clues (probably correct):
Sassy is German
Sassy uses ballpoint pens
Sassy plays volleyball

I'm doubtful they're in Division B. Aside from the fact that some of the 'narration' sounds like they're college-age (plus or minus on year) and they specifically used an advanced Geologic Mapping task as a clue should indicate at least Division C or older.
Differentiating speaking German (in school or otherwise) vs actually being German might be difficult

How about the clues about thunder, lightning, and rain! Those have to be related to meteo!

They could have done it in the past, or (maybe?) have written tests for it.
Also the "thunder and lightning" clue was not necessarily strictly Meteo related... (cf. Bohemian Rhapsody I think)

[Efesa]

I'm doubtful they're in Division B. Aside from the fact that some of the 'narration' sounds like they're college-age (plus or minus on year) and they specifically used an advanced Geologic Mapping task as a clue should indicate at least Division C or older.
Differentiating speaking German (in school or otherwise) vs actually being German might be difficult

How about the clues about thunder, lightning, and rain! Those have to be related to meteo!

They could have done it in the past, or (maybe?) have written tests for it.
Also the "thunder and lightning" clue was not necessarily strictly Meteo related... (cf. Bohemian Rhapsody I think)

The sassy definitely has a strong connection to music.

[EwwPhysics]

Haha ok short explanation of the cass (real name is not cass, similar to how I’m called Liz) thing: somehow we started being shipped on the scioly servers (red and green, not scioly.org) and the joke went way too far so ig we’re associated with each other now (he also goes to lm although I’ve never met him...).
Anyways, if capital letters spelled “kass” and it was intentional, the sassy knows about it and is thus probably active on the non-scioly.org servers.

[Creationist127]

Haha ok short explanation of the cass (real name is not cass, similar to how I’m called Liz) thing: somehow we started being shipped on the scioly servers (red and green, not scioly.org) and the joke went way too far so ig we’re associated with each other now (he also goes to lm although I’ve never met him...).
Anyways, if capital letters spelled “kass” and it was intentional, the sassy knows about it and is thus probably active on the non-scioly.org servers.

...Clear as mud. At any rate, I'm suspecting it was unintentional, as a different assortment of capital letters yielded a different clue.
(Ngl, I immediately thought Kass the Rito from Legend of Zelda, so there's that.)

[Efesa]

Haha ok short explanation of the cass (real name is not cass, similar to how I’m called Liz) thing: somehow we started being shipped on the scioly servers (red and green, not scioly.org) and the joke went way too far so ig we’re associated with each other now (he also goes to lm although I’ve never met him...).
Anyways, if capital letters spelled “kass” and it was intentional, the sassy knows about it and is thus probably active on the non-scioly.org servers.

This was pure coincidence, sorry for accidentally activating this conversation.

The clue has also been correctly solved. We will be returning tomorrow for another.

[Efesa]

Haha ok short explanation of the cass (real name is not cass, similar to how I’m called Liz) thing: somehow we started being shipped on the scioly servers (red and green, not scioly.org) and the joke went way too far so ig we’re associated with each other now (he also goes to lm although I’ve never met him...).
Anyways, if capital letters spelled “kass” and it was intentional, the sassy knows about it and is thus probably active on the non-scioly.org servers.

This was pure coincidence, sorry for accidentally activating this conversation.

The clue has also been correctly solved. We will be returning tomorrow for another.

Yay!

[BennyTheJett]

MAMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAA!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Didn't Mean to make you cry! But sometimes we should've never been born at all! (Guitar Solo)

[Umaroth]

I see a little silhouetto of a man

[RiverWalker88]

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?