Would you wait your turn gneissisnice. I will kill you eventually, just hold your horses.
You should be freaking out dudeincolorado because you are my next victim muhuhuhuhuhahahhahahahahha
. I killed him with his own beloved music by tricking him into going into a concrete room and playing some of his music at him at 200 decibels through gigantic speakers. This quickly ruptured both his eardrums and his both of his lungs, fatally injuring him. Unfortunately I screwed up my math and compromised the building structurally. I was barely able to get out before the whole building came down. Again I apologize for all the dead innocent bystanders but they were necessary losses.
My next victim is an imposter. He has heard what death is like and he will soon find out for himself. I will have no mercy on him or anything within 260,000 square miles.
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